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Caption: Tanner is acting completely normal. Playing fetch like nothing ever happened. Eating like he didn’t send me into cardiac arrest earlier this week. And still bei… more Tanner is acting completely normal. Playing fetch like nothing ever happened. Eating like he didn’t send me into cardiac arrest earlier this week. And still being nosy and sticking his face where it absolutely does not belong. So in conclusion… he has learned absolutely nothing from this entire fiasco. I brushed him a minute ago. When I finished, he hopped off the bed, strutted over to the door, and stood there staring at his reflection like a tiny celebrity checking himself after glam. I’m not kidding. Full pause. Full inspection. I swear he was thinking, “Yes… the ears are correct. The beard is balanced. I remain stunning.” Meanwhile, I have aged approximately seven years.🤦🏽♀️ We are almost out of the danger window, and I am finally starting to breathe again. Thank you to everyone who has checked on him and talked me off the ledge this week. Yorkies: zero survival instincts, maximum confidence. 💗😂 less
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